Warning : KEY CHANGE

Killswitch · Post by **Killswitch** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:07 pm

Good evening. This particular area of Philadelphia Tri-State (PA, NJ, DE) has been decimated by mortar fire. Alert - a Key Change has materialized. Four (4) boxes have been turned into Cow Manure. This warfare happens in the Phila Tri-State area every 8 months. Damn - used to be close to 4 years not too long ago. I'm considering moving to Afghanistan. I'm beginning to doubt that Keys move in pairs. Been told by this area's hottest STB Tech that there is ZERO defense for Key changes. Just like death/taxes . Inevitable - no way to block it and no way to prevent demise outside of putting the unit on the books. Which, if memory serves, conflicts with certain statements made by one or two members of the Inner Circle. Interesting how this is, by far, the most taboo of subjects on this site. It's not taboo - it simply CANNOT be done. No need to spell it out. I'll post longshot odds on any difference of opinion. Goodday.

MrRogers · Post by **MrRogers** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:46 pm

Killswitch wrote:Good evening. This particular area of Philadelphia Tri-State (PA, NJ, DE) has been decimated by mortar fire. Alert - a Key Change has materialized. Four (4) boxes have been turned into Cow Manure. This warfare happens in the Phila Tri-State area every 8 months. Damn - used to be close to 4 years not too long ago. I'm considering moving to Afghanistan. I'm beginning to doubt that Keys move in pairs. Been told by this area's hottest STB Tech that there is ZERO defense for Key changes. Just like death/taxes . Inevitable - no way to block it and no way to prevent demise outside of putting the unit on the books. Which, if memory serves, conflicts with certain statements made by one or two members of the Inner Circle. Interesting how this is, by far, the most taboo of subjects on this site. It's not taboo - it simply CANNOT be done. No need to spell it out. I'll post longshot odds on any difference of opinion. Goodday.

I couldn't help but to get a nice laugh out of your post buddy, and damn sucks to be you because last night was a new episode of the walking dead on AMC haha

And not to mention today one of my modems got teh boot, after 9 years of good use and it kicks me back to activation, how dare they!

Killswitch · Post by **Killswitch** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:08 pm

Dude, nobody's laughing. And, if ya lived down here, I would make it my business to find you out and give you a handshake that would smush your fingers. Just for shits/giggles. I do Standup on a reg basis.

MrRogers · Post by **MrRogers** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:45 pm

Killswitch wrote:Dude, nobody's laughing. And, if ya lived down here, I would make it my business to find you out and give you a handshake that would smush your fingers. Just for shits/giggles. I do Standup on a reg basis.

LOL! And that would prolly squish the dump (the working one) right out of my flash drive and in to your modem.

pasor · Post by **pasor** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:56 pm

Good for you MrRogers, hope your modem last you for another good 20 more years.

keja · Post by **keja** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:26 am

So that's all that can be said about a key change huh?

Killswitch · Post by **Killswitch** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:54 am

Yes, Sir - the pedestrians here won't get near this issue with ten foot pole. Totally off limits. They'll run funnies about it and suffer like Yours Truly. Four different units crashed/burned. Some are amused by it. Back when it first happened (April Fools day) I had one fool tell me that he could put me to rights if I forward him a Donation. Imagine that.

moddog · Post by **moddog** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:25 pm

Just disconnected damn xchip from the box so it wont get hit from the keys change!

keja · Post by **keja** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:41 pm

moddog wrote:Just disconnected damn xchip from the box so it wont get hit from the keys change!

If it were just that simple.

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